Please Trade Me Now F*ggot
Relax relax, I am just quoting a infamously off-color remark uttered on the public airwaves by former Boston third baseman, and card carrying homophobe, Mr. Shea Hillenbrand shortly before he was shipped out of town by Theo Epstein. See, in addition to being an incredibly non-descript and mediocre baseball player, Shea is a first-class idiot. [...]