CAN Buy Me Love
What’s could possibly be more pathetic than paying a girl to go on a date with you? Well, if you guessed paying a cast off from the “reality” tv’s The Bachelor to go on a date you, then you win! What do you win? You win the chance to make this odd fantasy an actual reality, by attending the Joff Smith celebrity auction, and ponying up some cash (let’s say $15-$30) to go on a “date” with recent Bachelor reject, and Miss Hawaiian Tropic New Hampshire, Jennifer Tammaro. Personally, if I had nothing but time, and some disposable income, I would bid on Jennifer, Lauren Mangano, and Julie Tremmel, and then stage my own version of the Bachelor, complete with rose ceremony and fake marriage right there at Union Station. Instead of limos or however they send the girls home on the ACTUAL Bachelor, I would give the losers a pat on the ass and then put the girls right on the next train to Lowell.
