Fido Has Left Home.
I love that image. “Fido has left home. Fido is at 123 Main Street.”. How about something like “FIDO IS POOPING IN THE REFRIGERATOR!” or “FIDO JUST HUMPED YOUR BASEBALL GLOVE!”? To keep in line with the intended purpose of the product, it could also say at what location these things are happening: “FIDO IS POOPING IN THE REFRIGERATOR! AT 123 MAIN STREET.” I came across Global Petfinder via Ulocate.com, which was just redesigned by my good friend Eric Sagalyn.